Hello pest control? I have an infestation of heterosexuals please come ASAP.
Yeah I bully straight people all the time. I give wedgies out to EVERY straight person I meet. Fuckin nerds.
"would you suck a dick fo-" yes
THE FACT THAT THERE’S PEOPLE WHO ARE AFRAID OF SNAKES MAKES ME SO SAD I MEAN
(Source: classicsnake, via volanus)